Now, this is a story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down.
And I like to take a minute,
Just sit right there.
I'll tell you how I became the Vamp in the Manor of Dray'nair'

In West Ardougne, born and raised,
the Underground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, craftin', maxin', it's all cool,
and all shootin' some big rats out behind the stool.
When a couple of mourners that were up to no good,
started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
I got just one little bite, and my mom got scared.
She said "You movin' wit cha Auntie and Uncle in Dray'nair'.