Land of the GoblinsEdit This Entity
| Reward - 1 Quest Point. |
 Start Point
Speak to Grubfoot in the Cave Goblin Mine, near Mistag. Members Only |
Difficulty: Length: |
Requirements
Skill: 30 Prayer, 36 Agility
, 36 Thieving, 36 Fishing, 37 Herblore.
Quest: Another Slice of H.A.M., Fishing Contest.
Item: 5 gp, Vial of water, Empty Vial, Toadflax, Pestle and mortar, Fishing rod, Slimy eel, Blue dye, Orange dye, Red dye, Yellow dye, Purple dye, Goblin mail, light source (Bullseye lantern is best).
- These skills may be temporarily boosted with Stat Enhancers to complete the quest.
- Stat Enhancers can NOT be used on this skill to meet the quest requirements.
For Skill Requirements without either of these pictures, you may or may not be able to use stat enhancers. If you can confirm either way, please submit a correction.
Recommendations
Item: Food (Salmon or better), Amulet of Glory/Explorers Ring 3 (transport to Draynor Village), Lumbridge Teleport runes (x3), Falador Teleport Runes, Dramen staff or Lunar Staff (for Fairy Rings), ablility to defeat a level 75 undead goblin priest.
Part 1:
Revelation
Step 1
Speak to Grubfoot and vouch for him.
Find Zanik at Oldak's house and speak to her.
Watch dream sequence.
Go to Goblin Temple and be refused entry.
Talk to Makeover Mage and make goblin potion.
Enter Goblin Temple.
Items needed: Toadflax, Vial of water, Light source.
Talk to Grubfoot and hear his story. Tell Mistag that you will vouch for him, and you will enter the city. Go to Oldak's house (located in the north-western ground floor of the city) and speak with Zanik. Grubfoot will tell you about a dream he had about Zanik and Yu'biusk, the homeland of the goblins. Grubfoot believes Zanik will lead the goblins back to their homeland to live in peace. Zanik will decide to investigate this. Grubfoot says that the high priest in the Goblin Temple might know how to get to Yu'biusk.
Oldak will teleport you to the cave outside the temple (located just east of the Fishing Guild). Go to the north-western section of the cave, and talk to one of the goblin guards. Zanik will enter, but you will be denied entry because you are a human.
Go back to Dorgesh-Kaan and speak with Oldak. He will suggest that you visit the Makeover Mage to learn about becoming a goblin. Speak with the Makeover Mage (located south-west of Falador) and you will be given instructions on making a goblin transmogrification potion. Mix a toadflax with a vial of water and add the berries that the Makeover Mage provides to you to make the goblin potion. Return to the cave of the Goblin Temple, drink the potion, choose your appearance and enter the temple. Note that you cannot be wearing anything while turning into a goblin.
Part 2:
Locating Motherland
Step 2
Speak to the High Priest. Learn the location of Zanik.
Pick a mushroom outside the temple and grind it with a pestle and mortar and empty vial.
Use black dye on goblin mail.
Enter the black goblin clan's headquarters and rescue Zanik.
Answer the High Priest's questions.
Obtain the six keys.
Items needed: Empty vial, Pestle and mortar, Goblin mail, Blue dye, Orange dye, Purple dye, Yellow dye, Raw Slimy eel.
Enter the temple and speak to the High Priest in the north-eastern corner. Ask him where Zanik is. He will tell you that she could not answer his test correctly and was imprisoned in the black-armoured goblin's area. Leave the temple and pick one of the mushrooms in the cave. Use it with a pestle and mortar with an empty vial in your inventory to get black dye, then use this with goblin mail to get black goblin mail. Wear this and enter the room east of the High Priest. Speak with Zanik, who will tell you that her Moving-Over-Distance Sphere was taken from her but should be in a nearby crate. Search the crates, speak with Zanik again, and watch her teleport away. Pickpocket the priest in this room and return to the main room.
Go back to the High priest and ask about Yu'biusk. He will tell you that you must pass a test. Take his test and answer his questions:
1a. True.
1b. Because the big high war god commands it.
2a. False
2b. Because goblins were not mighty before he chose us.
3a. False
3b. It's one of the commandments.
4. Lead goblins to victory over the whole world.
He will then allow you to ask him more questions. Ask about Yu'biusk again, and he will tell you that the previous High Priest might know. However, the previous high priest is dead. His bones are being kept in the tomb in back of the temple, and he can be convened with by speaking his name over his grave. However, the tomb door is locked by six keys kept by the priests of each of the tribes in the temple. The tribes identify themselves with the colours of their clothes.
Go to Aggie in Draynor Village and have her make you 2 red dyes, 2 yellow dyes, and 2 blue dyes. Combine a yellow and red dye into orange dye and a blue and red dye into purple dye. Ask about white dye. She will tell you to bring her a Hemenster Whitefish, which can only be fished in Hemenster using raw slimy eels as bait. Bring a fishing rod and slimy cave eel to Hemenster (located between Seers' Village and the Fishing Guild, where the Fishing Competition was). Fish a Hemenster Whitefish and bring it and your goblin mail to Aggie. She will dye it white.
Return to the Goblin Temple and go to each of the goblin rooms. Dye your goblin mail as needed to get into the rooms. Pickpocket the priests for their keys. Bring the keys to the large door west of the high priest and open it.
Part 3:
Journey Home
Step 3
Fight the 5 Goblin Priests.
Return to Oldak's house and tell Zanik what you learned.
Find the Fairy Ring in the South Dorgeshuun Dungeon.
Go to Yu'biusk.
Items needed: Food and weapons.
Enter the large stone door. Go to the grave immediately left of the gate and speak Snothead's name above it. Defeat Snothead and ask him what the name of his predecessor was. Go to the grave across from Snothead's and speak the name Snailfeet over it. Defeat Snailfeet, ask him his predecessor's name, and move to the grave on the same wall as Snothead's. Repeat for the grave across from that, and finally the last grave. Ask Strongbones where Yu'biusk is, and he will tell you that it is on another plane; when the planes' boundaries weaken, goblin blood will cry out to return home.
Return to Dorgesh-Kaan and go to Oldak's house. Speak with Zanik and tell her what you learned. Oldak and Zanik will get the idea of using the Fairy Ring south of the city to go to Yu'biusk. They will teleport. Either: go to the southern end of the city, and up the staircases until you can pass through a tunnel and enter the South Dorgeshuun Dungeon. Go down the slope to the west and follow the path south, east, then north. Or, head to the nearest fairy ring and enter the code: AJQ to reach the destination immediately. Speak with Oldak to learn how to operate his machine. Give 9 to the outer ring, 4 to the middle ring, and 1 to the inner ring. You will be transported to Yu'biusk. Go north-west and attempt to open the strange box with Zanik (Picture). Zanik will vanish and you will automatically run out. You will reappear in Oldak's room and, after a brief conversation, the quest will be complete.
A: Currently only goblin mail, despite the ancient mace being a goblin made weapon it can't be wielded whilst in the form. Wearing any other items will disrupt the potion's effect and revert you to a human.
A: Not during the quest, but afterwards you can yes.
A: If you do use up or lose your potion, don't worry! You can always go back to the Makeover Mage and get back the berries, however you will still need the clean toadflax.
- Requirements:
- Land of Goblins quest completed
- Access the use fairy rings (A Fairy Tale Part II quest.)
- Be able to kill 5 Goblin priests with no weapons.
- Items needed:
- Ring of visibility (Desert Treasure quest.)
- Goblin potion
- Amulet of Ghostspeak (The Restless Ghost quest.)
- Rewards:
- 13,750 Prayer experience
First, take your Amulet of Ghostspeak and ring of visibility and food if you need it to the goblin cave near the Fishing Guild. Go in the goblin cave and make go north-west until you reach the ancient Goblin Temple. Drink your Goblin potion and go in. Now, make your way to the back of the area and enter the crypt.
Equip your amulet and ring, and Hopespear will appear before you. After a long conversation ask him why he is here and tell him you visited Yu'biusk. Then he will tell you to take the bones of the priests to Yu'biusk, and bury them.
In order to make the priests drop their bones you must fight them in ritual combat. So unequip all your armour and weapons and prepare to face them. The priests are levels 35-75. The level 55 and 65 priests can use mage and range, and the 75 will create skeletal goblins. You can still use prayers and eat.
When you've killed all the priests, take the bones and your Dramen staff to the nearest Fairy Ring. Put in B-L-Q to teleport to Yu'biusk. Bury the bones there to receive extra Prayer experience, starting at 1,750 and incrementing by 500 to 3,750.
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